how not to hit on an older woman

Short Dork carrying Heineken, notices mine: hey look, we’re beer buddies!

me: ha ha

SD: so whats your name? i’m X.

me: nice to meet you, i’m Me.

SD: Cool. So are you just back home for vacation?

me: huh?

SD: From college. Are you on summer break?

me: uh no, i’m a bit older than that.

SD: what?! how old are you?

me: how old are you?

SD: 24.

me: haha, i’m 27

SD: NO WAY!!!!!

me: yeah, I look you-

SD: NO WAY!!! OH MY GOD!!!! DO YOU USE BOTOX???

me: what?! no I- this is ridiculous.